Lets Get Real People

I saw that Palestine was trying to get reconized by the UN.  I agree with this 1000000000%.  Why they don't have a state is fucking stupid and I want to break down the situation to all of you.   Before you go all crazy.  My mom is Jewish, which makes me Jewish and I even went to Hebrew school, so I can say whatever the fuck I want about this.  And by the way, I'm just saying the effing truth.

After World War 2, Europe was like lets just please get these fucking people (Los Jews) out of here once and for all.  We've been talking about it FOREVER (look it up) but this time, lets do it for REAL.  (BTW, Europe would still love to figure out a way to get rid of all "non-white" Europeans,  they'll let you know when they come up with something).

So in the 40s England was like, ok, so we kind of won this shit, so we'll decide where they can go.  They looked around and were like, Argentina?  Alaska?  Uganda?  (All true)  Why no one thought to put it where it fucking belongs, in Brooklyn (where I live), I dont know, maybe real estate was already too high.
Heres another alternative, cos this place could really use the economic development!  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiryas_Joel,_New_York

Anyway, so England chooses Palestine, which makes sense historically and they were like, oh theres one minor thing.  There's already people living there.  But hey, no worries, well give you weapons and you can just go fucking deal with it however.  Like, we won't even be paying any attention.  So England gives some Ukrainian assholes some money and weapons to go take over Palestine.  BOOM! Israel is born.  Now for some reason.  The people already living there, who are also slightly brown just will NOT FUCKING LEAVE NO MATTER WHAT ISRAEL DOES.  They were like, lets just cut them off, kill them, enter their homes, rape, pillage, make check points everywhere, put up a wall etc etc.  But for some reason, some of them stilllll wouldn't flee into the neighboring countries, which also happened to be Muslim so for some reason the ISRAELIES were like, hey how come these other MUSLIMS won't take in these people?  (Since Israelies don't understand shit about tribes or how countries work, but whatevers).

So during all this, what does the US do?  Keep on giving the Israelies more money, no matter what fucking bullshit they do.  Truly.  No matter what.

Why is this?  Well two reasons.

1.  There are many powerful, well connected Jews.  This does not mean all Jews are bad, this is just a fact.   BTW, I don't consider Israelies as "Jews."  No Jews I know fucking join the military or are that fucking hairy or even that obnoxious (except for the girls who live in Murray Hill, but that's another story).  The Jews I know get doctorates and eat gluten free bagels.  Israelies are fucking Russians and everyone knows, Russians are assholes.  (Ask any Russian).

2.  Christians believe that Jesus will only come back if the Jews are in Israel.  So they will do whatever it takes to keep them there!  After all once Jesus comes back he'll kill all the non-believers anyway! Yay!

So that's how we got here.  One part xenophobia on Europes behalf, one part on Israel's behalf, some crazy story about Jesus, a bunch of money and weapons.

Just give the Palestinians a state already.  This is utter madness.  I'm so tired of it being so one sided.   And its like if you say anything against Israel you are anti-semitic.  Israelies are not JEWS as far as I'm concerned! 

The Israelies are not oppressed.  They are just surprisingly bad at genocide and/or forcible relocation.  We probably could have given them some tips on that.  Trail o Tears.